About Me Top
About me... Everybody does this so I thought I should but... Do you really give a sh*t? Nah man thought not I play f*cking Wp Skye and I'm called TheBLOB, that's enough go learn my op shiz.
*This guide was written at 4am when I was extremely moody, please don't downvote it because the swearing, blasphemy or crude humour in it corrupted your 4 year old child's mind*
"Too close for missiles, I'm switching to guns..." ~ Skye Top
Haha that factually correct quote probably made you thought that this guide was serious and well informed... It's one of the two?... This
Skye build and play style attempts not to kill people, but to be so ********ed motherf*cking irritating that they would rather die anyway. Anyway here's some basics on
Skye before we get to the juicy *** red meat.
Target Lock ,
Skye's perk, gives her additional move speed around the poor b*stard that she last basic attacked, basically that b*tch ain't going nowhere because u can move around and towards them faster than a priest at an infant child... If you stay close it also reveals them in the bushes, can't hide can't run they may as elo end it all before it gets too embarrassing, moving on...
Skye's A, forward barrage fires a big *** stream of bullets in the victim - (you know what let's go with "your b*tch," from now, because that's what you're making them), fires a big *** stream of bullets in your b*tches face if you aim it right, it stings like crazy even as WP
Skye but this build and play style doesn't rely on this ability too much.
Suri Strike.... Here's where you're b*tch starts to want to leave you but knows they can't, they too weak in the head... Basically as soon as the poor bastard thinks he's safe you activate this and can instantly be anywhere within about 80 miles of them... Not broken as holy f*ck at all right? This also resets the cooldown on
Forward Barrage by a certain percent, 100% at overdrive, but I already told you that
Forward Barrage isn't used in this build, so who the f*ck cares? You? Then you're dumb listen.
Death From Above, while this guide mainly helps you "r*pe from the side", I think
Death From Above is pretty nice too... As you learn you'll see that you can make a tiny cluster of doom and painful, sexual death right on top of your b*tches head, or a line that blocks him from cowardly retreating to his onlooking sad teammates. Make a cluster of doom if you're b*tch is close to his teammates, or a wall of rekting if you need to keep the b*tch away from you or his team / turrets.
You know now the knaawledge, the juice, the shizzle, so let's get in to how to use the above to send b*tches to a better place (the spawn after they all die).
The play style [welcome to the house of f*cked] Top
I'd love to be a god and record a sick f*cking montage for y'all that proves that I am not only the #1 authority on Wp
Skye but also a superhuman entity that all must bow down to and listen to, however I'm a skrub with no recording or editing software, so I'll let this guy do it for me. *READ COPYRIGHT SENSITIVE PEOPLE IMMEDIATELY, THE FOLLOWING LINK LEADS YOU TO A VIDEO THAT I DIDN'T MAKE, HEAR ME? STREAM GIBBS, NOT THE MOTHERF*CKING BLOB K?*
And yes I know the video was made with the old
Breaking Point that gave you f*cking op crit, but who the f*ck cares it's the same play style.
http://youtu.be/MvZFbwHv03o
For anyone too lazy to watch, basically you dance around with basic attacks and
Suri Strikes, using
Death From Above to zone and block off opponents, or to stun in a 1v1, then use
Forward Barrage only when you need to kite directly backwards, or to pick off an enemy outside of your basic attack range. The aim to be so ******** slippery that the enemy
Glaive with several million weapon power and 100% crit feels like a baby kitten pawing at you with his fluffy wittle cat hands, get some fancy *** shoes like
Journey Boots, kite like a boss and don't let anyone get near yo ***, then you can stop running and make them all your b*tch with your abhorrent high stacks of breaking point and terrifying ability to hunt like a starved Lionness (even tho you're fed as f*ck, oh the irony.
HERO AND ITEM THREATS Top
I decided to do threats here because they can in this case be grouped into categories.
YOU SHOULD MURDER:Anybody who relies on puny *** futile skill shots,
Target Lock couple with forward barrage make
Skye very hard to land skillshots on, so grab an early
Serpent Mask and tyrant's momocle] and get nukin'... here's a list of ez potential b*tches...
Here are some other fun people to abuse with your 20 inch weapon... What I meant the gun you sick freak, gawd.Basically any melee carry who has no long ranged, short cooldown gap closing, very high movement speed buffs or ridiculous crowd control *cough*
Glaive, is gonna be very easy to take large round of sh*t on top of, grab a
Breaking Point second because you're gonna have a long kiting session to ware down these slow coaches, here's another sexy f*ckin' list I spent 30 seconds coding, appreciate that sh*t you legends.
Even stevenz, be wiley and Skye you'll win Anyone with good ranged DPS through simple basic attacks requires a slightly different play style to win, you're never gonna win a slugging match with a spun up
SAW just basic attacking so you have to either stack
Breaking Point on the tank then delete the ranged carry, or use your forward barrage to poke from outside their range... More lists, zzzzz...
{Weapon Build}
{Crystal or
Weapon}
{Crystal Build}
{Weapon Build}
CAN R*PE YOU IF YOU AINT SMART ASASSINS, or basically any category who can jump all over your sexy *** quickly, so that's anybody called assassin plus
Glaive and
SAW built crystal.
{crystal build}
,
Atlas Pauldron does actually f*ck up this play style in annoying way, n if you try and keep basic attacking like a told you to, you're gonna be effectively a potato with tits for 4 seconds,and we don't want that sh*t so use your
Forward Barrage for 3 of the 4 seconds, then
Suri Strike for the other seconds, GG item wasted. "Ooh but you said not to use forward barrage I'm so f*cking confused and triggered you hypocritical old bastard kys aghhghghh..." Calm the f*ck down, if you want to constantly be using
Forward Barrage and losing mobility you should have gone
Crystal
Skye, but
weapon
Skye's
Forward Barrage is better than some potato *** attack speed basic attacks when you've just been atlased...
COOL TRICKS MAKE EM SH*T BRICKS Top
When escaping your not limited to the puny radius of
Suri Strike, go ahead and basic attack a minion or jungle camp that's further away and
Suri Strike to put you far away from that sticky f*ckin'
Taka.
When you're against a cancerous that you're never going to kill with your basic attacks, such as
SAW or
Ringo, you can resort to
Forward Barragein order to poke them down with epic range, you WILL make 'em your b*tch, you just gotta have some more grey matter than against slow old
Reim or clumsy skillshot
Celeste.
More insanely epic tips under comstruction
"HELP IM DUMB, WHAT DO I F*CKING BUILD" Top
Ok so look at the item builds...
Serpent Mask, is my SH*T I tell you my SH*T,
Skye is so good at dancing around and causing death that she can heal like a rich bastard in a private hospital, so get this **** pretty much every game...
Ok so if you're against squishy bastards you wanna get a
Tyrant's Monocle for some sexy f*cking crit, delete that butch, you can also use
Forward Barrage if you're using crit because it crits for a highly Op 250% rather than the usual puny 150% standard in Vainglory.
Tanky bastards on the other hand call for my favourite item,
Breaking Point.... This broken motherf*cker gives you up to two free f*cking
Sorrowblades just by kiting back and doing damage, get it if they have high health you'll f*cking r*pe, nuff said.
Then if they have armour, which they should if you're destroying them as much as I told you, get a
Bonesaw... If they're idiots? More crit,
Tyrant's Monocle again or even
Tornado Trigger for max disrespect when they got no
Atlas Pauldron.
I like
Journey Boots and
Reflex Block pretty early to make you even more f*cking annoying and suicide inducing, then either focus on defence,
Aegis vs cp heroes,
Metal Jacket vs Wp heroes or even just
Crucible if you want a 4th offensive item or your roamer is a skrub and you gotta block some bullsh*t ultimate.
If you DO indeed want a 4th offensive item, look at the builds above and fill in the gaps... The only t3 item you should EVER consider getting two of is tyrants monocle, the others don't stack very well... Your choices are basically
Serpent Mask imperative, then pick two or three out of
Breaking Point,
Tyrant's Monocle and
Bonesaw, and one or two out of
Crucible,
Metal Jacket and
Aegis, ez sh*t.
Thanks for Reading, go get arrested for harassment! Top
Thank you very much for reading my insensitive ramblings, feel free, no that's too nice, pressured and bullied into liking this guide and leaving a comment of how epic it was... Or not I can take a bit of sh*t if I am sh*t, cheers!
~~
TheBLOB
P.S. If you hated this guide here's a picture of an epically cute cat to make you happy...
better now? Go re read the guide I think you'll find it much more awesome <3
P.P.S I CENSORED ALL MY **********ING ****TY *** PROFANITY FOR Y'ALL FRAGILE MINDED SOFTIES, TO SAVE THE CHILDREN, I MEAN WHO F_CK could be FRACK, STOP FRACKING IN AMERICA, **** WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER GOD IM EVIL... Except these sentences I really need to release some ****ing uncensored profanity on u ****s, ok that's better, thanks again for reading <3
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