THIS IS A GUIDE TO CATHERINE, THE MOST ******* ANNOYING LOCKDOWN/YELLOW OR RED/CRAZY MEDUSA ***** (AND SEXIEST) HERO OF ALL TIME.

THIS GUIDE IS OBVIOUSLY INSIPIRED BY CRIMSONQUESO OF THE DOTA 2 COMMUNITY

NOTE: PROFANITY INBOUND. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED OR GREW UP IN THE 1960'S BAIL NOW

THIS GUIDE WILL BE RATHER SHORT AND CONCISE. YOU WILL FIND NO GIANT WALLS OF TEXT HERE. LET'S BE HONEST, NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO DEDICATE AN HOUR OF THEIR LIFE READING ABOUT A HERO THEY JUST WANT TO GET SLIGHTLY BETTER AT

ANOTHER NOTE: THREATS WILL BE FOUND IN A LATER CHAPTER, CALM YO TITS

TIME TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO SEMC.
ONE OUT OF THE THREE CONTRACTS + POTION + FLARE


BASICALLY, IRONGUARD = PASSIVE FARM JUNGLING
DRAGONBLOOD = BEAT THE **** OUT OF THEM EARLY (BUT ONLY IF YOUR JUNGLER DIDN'T BUY IT)
PROTECTOR = EITHER SITUATION ABOVE BUT YOU'RE SCARED THEY'RE BETTER AT BEATING THE **** OUT OF PEOPLE


IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO PICK UP SOMETHING ELSE FOR 300 GOLD, GO AHEAD. CONTRACTS ARE PIECES OF **** BY ~5 MINS ANYWAYS.

"WTF FLARE?!" A FLARE IS USEFUL IF THE SCRUB ENEMY TEAM ATTEMPTS TO JUNGLE INVADE. ADDITIONALLY IF YOU WANT TO STEAL THE OUTER ENEMY CAMP IT'S GREAT AS WELL. NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE FLARE FOR IF YOU DO I WILL SHOVE IT UP YOUR *** AND LIGHT IT

DO NOT GET THE LAST HIT BUT LET THE JUNGLER TANK. IF HE IS TOO STUPID TO DO THAT AND INSISTS ON GOING AWAY LIKE A SCRUB, JUST STAND THERE AND DO NOTHING WHILE HE CLEARS THE CAMPS. THAT WAY EVERYONE GETS THE MOOLAH

NOTE: MY STANDARD PRACTICE IS TO GANK ONCE THE JUNGLE HAS BEEN CLEARED. ALSO AFTER GANKING YOU MAY WANT TO INVADE (MORE ON THAT LATER).

BY NOW YOU SHOULD HAVE CLEARED THE JUNGLE QUITE A FEW TIMES AND GANKED THE ENEMY LANER AT LEAST ONCE. LIFESPRING GIVES YOU SOME GOOD SUSTAIN

WHY GANK? GANKING IS AN OPTION FOR MOST SUPPORTS, BUT WITH CATHERINE YOU HAVE TO DO THIS OR YOU CRY YOUR *** TO SLEEP IN THE LATE GAME. BY GANKING YOU STACK CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD STACKS AND DENY THE ENEMY LANER FARM. THE LEAST YOU HAVE TO DO IS STACK YOUR PERK.

"BUT STACKING PERK IS 2 HARD"
**** YOU, I'VE PLAYED A GAME WITH 50+ STACKS, IT MAKES YOU TANKY AF, SO DO IT.

DO NOT FORGET SCOUT TRAPS. THEY ARE LIKE ILLUMINATI BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL-SEEING EYES. LIKE SERIOUSLY, YOU NEED TO KNOW WHEN THAT BASTARD TAKA IS VENTURING INTO YOUR SACRED TERRITORY. YOU CAN ALSO STUN THEM OVER A SCOUT TRAP FOR MAXIMUM SWAG.

YOU CAN, OF COURSE, BUY STORMGUARD BANNER. THIS WILL DELAY YOUR FOUNTAIN SPEED BUT IT INSTILLS YOU WITH THE POWER OF A RADICAL STORMGUARD.

ASK YOURSELF: ARE YOU PLAYING CATH?

YES: BUY FOUNTAIN + WAR TREADS

NO: WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE

IMMEDIATELY RUSH FOUNTAIN ASAP, IT'S THE BEST FIRST ITEM YOU CAN GET. THEN WAR TREADS FOR THE SWEET UTILITY

"BUT I'M TOO NOOB TO KNOW HOW TO ACTIVATE THEM"
WHAT THE ****, YOU HAVE STORMGUARD DON'T YOU NOOB? THIS THING IS JUST BASICALLY THE SAME THING EXCEPT THAT IT'S A HEAL/IT MAKES YOUR TEAM GO USAIN BOLT

YOU SHOULD HAVE ALL YOUR CORE ITEMS AS LISTED ABOVE. NOTE: VOID BATTERY CAN BE OPTIONAL BUT IT'S VERY USEFUL

NOW ASK YOURSELF THE HOLY QUESTIONS OF A SUPPORT:

IS THAT ******** KRUL/SAW WRECKING MY TEAM? GET ATLAS

CAN MY TEAM NOT CATCH FLEEING ENEMIES EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE ****ING BOOTS, WARHORN AND A STUN? GET SHIVERSTEEL

IS MY TEAM GETTING ALL SORTS OF CROWD CONTROL ******** BEING HURLED AT THEM (COUGH ADAGIO)? GET CRUCIBLE

ARE MY CARRIES GOING DOUBLE WP BECAUSE THEY HAVE A COLLECTIVE BRAIN DISORDER? GET BONESAW

DO I NEED SOME SWEET BURST WITH MY STUN? GET AFTERSHOCK (ONLY DO THIS IF ALL OTHER COUNTER ITEMS ARE SET; THIS SUCKS IF YOU HAVEN'T COUNTER-BUILT YOUR ENEMY)

IS THAT ******* TAKA/KESTREL DISAPPEARING WHEN MY TEAM IS ABOUT TO KILL HIM AND I HAVE NO MORE SPACE LEFT? GET CONTRAPTION

IF YOU HAVE VOID BATTERY IT'S GENERALLY A GOOD IDEA TO BUILD INTO CLOCKWORK. LIKE FFS IT'S ******* CHEAP. HOWEVER IF YOU PLAN ON BUYING MORE CD ITEMS IN THE FUTURE YOU CAN IGNORE THIS. YOU CAN ALSO BUY EVE BUT I PREFER LESS CD RATHER THAN LIFESTEAL.

MAKE SURE TO USE THESE ITEMS TO HELP YOUR WEAK AND PUNY ALLIES

REMEMBER: NEVER ****ING BUY METAL JACKET AND AEGIS. IT'S AGAINST THE RULES. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON TENSION BOW...WELL MAYBE I'll START ON IT LATER. STORMCROWN IS A NICHE ITEM FOR MID TO THE BEGINNING OF LATE GAME TO CHEESE STRAT THE HELL OUT OF YOUR OPPONENTS.

FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE THESE ITEMS ARE TIERED INTO WHAT YOU SHOULD GET:

- BALLER TIER
- GET LATER TIER
- NOTHING LEFT TO BUILD/STEAMROLLING/AGRESSIVE TIER
- CHEESE STRAT TIER
- UTTER **** TIER
- I'M COMING FOR YOU ****ING ****BAG

YOU'VE COVERED ENOUGH **** TO PULL YOU OUT FROM ASK AGAIN LATER TO DECENT-ISH. BUT THAT WAS JUST THE BASIC STUFF. READ ON TO FIND OUT HOW TO UNLEASH YOUR FULL SUPPORT SEXY

AS A SUPPORT, YOU NEED TO DO/HAVE THREE THINGS: GANKS, SCOUT TRAPS, AND MAP AWARENESS

FIRSTLY, YOU SHOULD BE GANKING. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHY YOU ARE EITHER BLIND OR DIDN'T READ THE CHAPTERS ABOVE OR JUST HAVE A ****TY MEMORY. GANKING IS PRETTY EASY TBH. HERE'S HOW:

STEP 1: WAIT IN THE BRUSH LIKE A NINJA
STEP 2: WAIT TILL THEY COME CLOSER OR ATTACK YOUR LANER (THE SECOND ONE IS PREFERRED)
STEP 3: UNLEASH MERCILESS PURSUIT ON THE ENEMY'S ***. SURPRISE BUTTSEX!

OMG WTF HE TURNED INVISIBLE! YOU STUPID ****, THAT WAS TAKA/KESTREL. BRING FLARES YOU SCRUB

**** THE ENEMY TEAM APPEARED FROM THE BRUSH TOO DON'T PANIC AND PING YOUR TEAM TO ATTACK THE ONE YOU WANTED TO GANK. THE ENEMY IS MORE LIKELY TO FOCUS ON YOU AS YOU'RE IN FRONT. UNFORTUNATELY IF YOUR ALLIES HAVE NO BALLS (SORRY CELESTE) AND BAIL, DO THE SAME. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WIN A ****ING 1V3

****, IT'S SAW/VOX/ANY OTHER LANER WITH AN ESCAPE MECHANISM, HE RAN AWAY WITH THAT ******** KNIFE/DASH/WHATEVER THE HELL THEY USED NOTHING YOU CAN DO, BUT YOU GAVE HIM QUITE A ****LOAD OF DAMAGE. IN ANY CASE HE SHOULD TP BACK, WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH THE SAME AS DYING IN EARLY GAME

HE RAN PAST THE TURRET, HALP YOU IDIOT, AS THE TANKIEST ***** THE WORLD'S EVER SEEN, IT'S YOUR JOB TO TANK THE TURRET. TAKE A MAXIMUM OF 2 TURRET SHOTS BEFORE BACKING OFF, DON'T BE A ***** AND CRY FOR YOUR MOM THE MOMENT YOU SEE THE TURRET AGGRO.

IF NONE OF THE ABOVE HAPPENED: STEP 3: GIVE A THUMBS UP, DON'T BE AN ***, BE POLITE AND EFFICIENT.

P.S. IF YOU DIDN'T KILL THE ENEMY LANER, YOU PROBABLY SUCK. HOWEVER IF ONE OF YOU DIED WHILE GANKING, YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG. REREAD THE GUIDE AND DON'T OVEREXTEND LIKE A **** ON VIAGRA. OH AND DON'T FORGET TO IGNORE THE '?'.



LET'S MOVE ON TO SCOUT TRAPS. THESE ARE PRETTY SIMPLE TOO, JUST KEEP IN MIND: IT'S CALLED A SCOUT TRAP, NOT BLOW-UP-KILL-MAGIC-****. PUT THEM IN PLACES IN THE BRUSH WHERE ENEMIES USUALLY WON'T WALK OVER. OCCASIONALLY CHECK YOUR OWN JUNGLE FOR SCOUT TRAPS. PLANT SOME IN THE ENEMY'S JUNGLE TOO.

ALWAYS KEEP SOME WITH YOU, AND DON'T FORGET TO PUT ONE AT GOLD MINE/KRAKEN




MAP AWARENESS: K GOOD. THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT TOPIC IN BEING A SUPPORT. WITHOUT MAP AWARENESS YOU'RE JUST A USELESS SUPPORT WHO GETS THUMBS DOWNED EVERYTIME. BASICALLY, CHECK THE MAP EVERY 1-5 SECONDS. THIS WILL ENSURE YOU CAN REACT TO ENEMIES ****ING AROUND WITH YOUR JUNGLE OR AN ALLY BEING GANKED. IT'S ALSO WORTH NOTING THE LAST SEEN POSITION OF ENEMIES YOU HAVE VISION ON THROUGH SCOUT TRAPS.

ADDITIONALLY YOU SHOULD KNOW WHERE YOUR ALLIES ARE (IF YOU DON'T YOU ARE A BIG DUMB****). WHY IS THIS IMPORTANT? YOU NEED TO SEE IF THEY'RE BEING ATTACKED, AND IF THE ENEMY DECIDES TO GANK YOU (LIKE WHEN YOU'RE ALONE), YOU CAN

A: POP STORMGUARD
B: PING YOUR ALLIES AND SEE. IF THEY ARE TOO FAR AWAY RUN, BUT IF THEY'RE CLOSE, WASTE ALL THE OPPONENT'S COOLDOWNS SO YOUR CARRIES CAN SEND IN THE CAVALRY AND PUMMEL THEIR ***ES. THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD KNOW WHERE THOSE MOFOS ARE AT ALL TIMES. IF YOU STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU SHOULD CHECK THE MINIMAP YOU ARE A FAIL

WTF, YOU SHOULDN'T BE 1V1ING ANYONE. YOU SHOULD BE TRAVELLING WITH YOUR TEAM. IN THE EVENT THAT YOU STUMBLE UPON ONE, HOWEVER, STUN THE DUDE AND RUN. HE JUST GAVE YOU A FREE CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD STACK AND PROBABLY DIDN'T GET A KILL THANKS TO STORMGUARD. SERIOUSLY THOUGH IF YOU FIGHT 1V1S ALL THE TIME YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING WRONG

NOTE: DON'T DO THIS IF YOU HAVE LIKE 100 HEALTH/ENERGY LEFT, FFS JUST RUN IF YOU'RE LOW, CATH ISN'T INVINCIBLE. YEAH I JUST ****ING SAID THAT NOW GET YOUR *** TO THE NEXT SECTION

1: BLAST TREMOR THEIR ***ES
2. STUN THE CARRY THAT IS MOST FED AND POP STORMGUARD (IF BOTH ARE EQUALLY FED, STUN THE ONE THAT WILL DEAL THE MOST BURST) AND KEEP SLICING THE DUDE WITH YOUR 50 DAMAGE SWORD.
3. APPLY FOUNTAIN/ATLAS/CRUCIBLE/BASICALLY ANY ITEM IF NECESSARY.
4. IF YOU'RE WINNING, WARHORN TO CHASE. IF YOU'RE GETTING REKT, WARHORN TOO, AND STUN ONE OF THEM AGAIN TO HINDER THEIR CHASE

IF YOU GUYS GOT GANKED IN A 3V3, THE SAME RULES APPLY, BUT ACTIVATE TREADS FIRST SO YOUR ALLIES CAN GET TO BETTER POSITIONING AND NOT GET REKT UNLESS YOUR CARRIES SUDDENLY EVAPORATED. IN THAT CASE JUST USE WARHORN TO RUN AWAY.

THAT'S WHY YOU BUY WAR TREADS SCRUBS

ALL SITUATIONS IN THIS SECTION ARE MEANT TO BE TEAMFIGHTS; THAT SHOULD BE THE ONLY BATTLE YOU'RE FIGHTING

IT IS ALSO ASSUMED THAT YOU ARE FIGHTING PLAYERS OF HIGH ABILITY AND A WORST-CASE SCENARIO WHEN YOU FACE THEM. DON'T TAKE EVERYTHING HERE WORD-FOR-WORD, EVEN IF THEY PICK A HERO WHICH I SAID IS DANGEROUS BUT IS FEEDING HARDER THAN AN ALASKAN 5-STAR BUFFET, THEY SUCK AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO **** YOUR PANTS WHEN YOU SEE THEM.

WHY DOES THIS SECTION EVEN ****ING EXIST? YOU HAVE THE SAME JOB NO MATTER WHAT HERO IT IS: STUN, TANK, HEAL UTILITY, WHATEVER THE **** YOU NEED TO DO. UNLESS YOUR TEAM IS GOING FULL SUPPORT FOR A YOUTUBE VIDEO - IN THAT CASE BUILD 6 SERPENT MASKS. MOTHER OF GOD IT REALLY WORKS


I WAS JUST KIDDING. IF YOU DO THAT I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL REPORT YOU TO HELL./color]

THESE ARE NOT COMMON AT LOWER TIERS BUT AT HIGHER SKILL LEVELS THIS CAN DECIDE THE FATE OF A GAME IN A MERE ****ING MINUTE. THE LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED WAS HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI, SO UNDERSTAND HOW DEVASTATING THEY ARE. IF YOU WIN AN INVADE IMMEDIATELY START CLEARING THEIR JUNGLE AND MOST IMPORTANTLY PLACING SCOUT TRAPS. I DON'T GIVE A **** HOW BADLY YOU NEED LIFESPRING, DO IT. BY SECURING VISION OF THE ENEMY'S JUNGLE YOU HAVE SEALED THEIR FATE.

IF YOUR TEAM GOES FOR AN INVADE BE SURE TO HELP THEM TANK. USE YOUR STUN AS PER NORMAL TO SECURE KILLS. THERE'S NO ONE ELSE WHO CAN SO EASILY STUN THOSE **********ERS IN THE EARLY GAME.

SOME HEROES CAN **** UP GAMES EARLY ON THANKS TO THEIR STRENGTH EARLY ON, ALSO KNOWN AS "EARLY GAME HEROES". IF TWO OR MORE SUCH HEROES ARE PUT TOGETHER, PREPARE FOR THE WORST. USE YOUR FLARE AND SEE IF THEY'RE CROSSING THEIR TRIBUSH. IF THEY ARE IMMEDIATELY PING YOUR LANER TO HELP. IF HE DOESN'T AND YOU GUYS DIE, TRY TO TAKE THEIR FIRST TOWER LATER ON. IF THAT FAILS TOO, THEY'RE GOING TO SNOWBALL. READ ON BELOW TO FIND OUT HOW TO DEAL WITH THAT

THESE ARE THE EARLY-GAME HEROES:


BASICALLY, THERE ARE A FEW GROUND RULES WHEN INVADING:
-YOUR TEAM HAS AN ITEM LEAD
-YOUR TEAM HAS A LEVEL LEAD
-YOUR TEAM HAS THOSE EARLY GAME HEROES

NOTE: ESPECIALLY SKAARF AND RONA - THESE TWO HEROES CAN REALLY **** YOUR EARLY GAME. IF THEY'RE MATCHED WITH FORTRESS PRAY THEY DON'T INVADE

ANOTHER NOTE: WITH THE STATE OF THE GAME RIGHT NOW IT MIGHT NOT BE WISE TO INVADE FROM THE START. TRY CLEARING JUNGLE ONCE, GANKING, THEN INVADING AS 3. EVEN IF THE GANK DOESN'T WORK YOU SHOULD'VE CREATED SOME DELICIOUS SPACE FOR YOU GUYS TO **** THEIR JUNGLE OVER.

SOMETIMES YOU GET INVADED SO HARD THEIR SUPPORT HAS LIKE 10 KILLS IN 5 MINUTES. BY THIS TIME THEY SHOULD BE SNOWBALLING UNCONTROLLABLY AND WRECKING YOU WHEREVER YOU GO.

THERE'S AN EASY FIX FOR THIS: YOU NEED VISION AND NOT-SO-DUMB ALLIES. BASICALLY, NEVER FIGHT WITH THEM. PASSIVELY FARM UNTIL YOU AMASS GOLD. PLACE LOTS OF SCOUT TRAPS, BE CAREFUL OF EVERY SINGLE BRUSH EVEN IF IT SEEMS SAFE, YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN A PONYTAIL-WEARING PEDOPHILE STARTS SCATTERING ROSES AROUND.
PING THE **** OUT OF YOR ALLIES TO STAND NEAR THE TOWER WHEN LANING AND SPAM THOSE CAUTION PINGS TILL THE PLACE LOOKS LIKE A ****ING CONSTRUCTION SITE WHEN YOU SEE AN ENEMY.
GET FOUNTAIN ASAP SO YOU CAN FIGHT, DON'T THINK ABOUT WARHORN.

VS


SO WHY IS TENSION BOW THE BIGGEST PIECE OF **** TO EVER BEFALL CATHERINE PLAYERS? I SEE WAY TOO MANY ******S RUSHING TB, TRYING TO ACT LIKE A BALLER AND GETTING ****ED STRAIGHT UP THE *** THAT I DEDICATED ONE WHOLE CHAPTER TO THIS

LET'S COMPARE TB TO AFTERSHOCK, THE OTHER BURST DAMAGE ITEM WE CAN GO FOR.

IS TB'S PIERCE SHARED? NO
IS THE BURST BASED ON MAX HEALTH? NO
DOES IT GIVE YOU LIFESTEAL OFF THE BURST? NO
IS IT REFRESHED EVERY 2 SECONDS? NO
DOES IT GIVE YOU CD ACCELERATION/ENERGY RECHARGE? HELL ****ING NO

THERE YOU GO. IF I EVER CATCH ANYONE RUSHING TB ON CATH I WILL MAKE SURE YOU GET TB (TUBERCULOSIS. DUH)

"WHAT THE **** NO METAL JACKET AND AEGIS? NOOOOOOOB" YOU'RE THE ****ING NOOB HERE FOR THINKING THAT. THEY ONLY PROVIDE BENEFITS TO THE OWNER AND YOUR ******* JOB IS TO MAKE SURE YOUR ALLIES DON'T DIE, NOT YOU.

CLOCKWORK IS THE BEST YOU ****HEAD I USED TO GET IT NEARLY EVERY GAME I PLAYED. HOWEVER WITH THE CHANGES NOW I DON'T THINK IT'S PARTICULARLY GREAT. CONTRAPTION ALREADY PROVIDES THE SAME CD REDUCTION. COUPLE THAT WITH AFTERSHOCK AND MAYBE STORMCROWN AND YOU ARE A HELL OF A BALLER. WAR TREADS SAVED A SPACE FOR WARHORN SO THIS IS EASILY FEASIBLE. 25% MORE CP SOUNDS GOOD, BUT YOU WON'T REALLY NEED IT IF THE GAME GOES NORMALLY.

"THE FLARE GUN SEEMS PRETTY RAD WHY AIN'T YOU GETTING IT" REALLY? YOU WANT A PIECE OF **** THAT HAS A ****ING 20 SECOND COOLDOWN? HELL NO, JUST BUY FLARES LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.

"WHAT DO I DO WHEN I ENGAGE A SHOGUN RINGO OR TAKA?" GET UP, GIVE THEM THE MIDDLE FINGER AND SAY "**** YOU WEEABOO JONES, I'M FROM FAMILY GUY"

"WHAT HAPPENS IF I SEE AN ALLY BEING CHASED?"
STUN THEM AND BACK OFF. RISK YOUR LIFE IF YOU HAVE TO. YOUR UNFORTUNATE MEASLY SUPPORT LIFE IS WORTH FAR LESS THAN A CARRY'S. REMEMBER: SPAM CAUTION PINGS TO GET YOUR ALLY TO GTFO ONCE YOU'VE STUNNED THEM, 9/10 CARRIES WILL RE-ENGAGE AND DIE A ****TY DEATH.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE AFTERSHOCK WHY BUY IT?
IT'S TRUE, I'M NOT A FAN OF BURST, BUT SOMETIMES IT'S NECESSARY. FOR EXAMPLE YOUR TEAM IS BASED AROUND SUSTAIN DAMAGE E.G. CELESTE/SKAARF. BUILDING AS FOR THE BURST CAN BE CRUCIAL AS IT PANICS YOUR ENEMY WHEN THEY GET THE BURST DAMAGE.

ADDITIONALLY WHEN FACING TANKY SUSTAIN HEROES LIKE KRUL WITH BREAKING POINT YOUR TEAM IS GOING TO NEED THE BURST IF THEY HAVE NONE. BUYING AFTERSHOCK WHEN SNOWBALLING IS ALSO RECOMMENDED

SHOULD I USE MY ULT TO PICK OFF LOW-HEALTH HEROES? MAYBE. IN THE EARLY GAME THIS IS OKAY ONLY IF YOU'RE KILLING THEIR CARRY. THERE'S NO POINT IN USING A 100+ SECOND CD ULT ON A SUPPORT. ALSO IF YOU KNOW A BIG TEAMFIGHT MAY COME (E.G. TEAMFIGHT FOR GOLD MINE) YOU DO NOT WANT TO DO THIS. SILENCES ARE ****ING OP, MAKE USE OF THEM.

NO SERIOUSLY, WHAT HEROES GO WELL WITH ME? SIGH. IT'S REALLY OBVIOUS BUT ANY SKILLSHOT HERO WILL THANK YOU FOR KEEPING THEIR ENEMIES IN PLACE. ALSO HEROES WITH STUNS CAN FOLLOW UP AFTER MERCILESS PURSUIT. MAKES FOR GREAT MVP MATERIAL, UNLESS THEY'RE ******ED AND STACK THE STUNS ALL AT ONCE.

CAN I HAZ REPLAYS? GO WATCH VIPL, DUH

"AM I A BALLER?" ARE YOU MAXED OUT ITEM-WISE?

"I FOLLOWED YOUR GUIDE AND DIDN'T WIN" BLAME YOUR TEAM

unless you were the one at fault scrub. stop blaming other people and get a life

"WTF YOU BROKE THE CAPS LOCK CHAIN" ****TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

"WAIT YOU ACTUALLY BROKE IT WHEN TALKING ABOUT SKYE"

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