This Guide is built entirely on the premise of you knowing what Vox does already, and is more for avin' a giggle.
That's not to say it won't have some "guiding" being done.
I also can't believe I am this bored.
Like really.
WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE???
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Notes:

CP:

CP Vox lets you rek some scrubs in later game, but since the VG gods have given him a rework, you can start rekking scrubs like Sempai Faker on a League of Legends Zed Match.
Rush your Alternating Current so you can start throwing your Kush Smoke at pleb mini-ons at 420 Mph.
If the other noob Laner is trying to p***slap you, simply Sonic Kush and dab at them while you keep throwing the Kush Smoke at his or her mini-ons.

If his or her derpy Jungle scrubs come to Gank, simply take out your Mega Blunt to shoot a thin line, huff and puff, and blow their house down with the Darude Dankstorm that follows, because it is so Dank, enemies in the path are immediately silenced, due to your supreme 420 Blazin'.

WP:

WP Vox can tank all the other scrubs hits, and lets all the other players realize their mistake of even being in a half-mile radius of him.
Rushing Serpent Mask lets Vox survive and sustain, and Overdriving his Sanic Kush lets him 360 No-Scope chasing/fleeing noobs. (Not to be confused with Sonic Kush.)

If other enemies try to trick shot you in lane, just keep calm and drink your MTN Dew.
If they are following you in a straight line, follow Darude-Sempai's instructions and activate Soundstorm.exe, this will shut up the fa- Bundle of Sticks, chasing after you.
Afterwards, 1v3 them and 360 Trick Shot with your Sanic Kush Protocols, this allows you to be extra 1337 than the rest of the |oL3B5.

Other notes:

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The CP Build is the old guide from Recommended Build-Sensei, we have all met him at one point, and for that we shall honor him with a shrine of pure MLG Organic Foods.

Let all the other players know that you are a force that is not to be trifled, and maybe Halcyon Fold Announcer-Sempai will notice.