So if you're like me and love Phinn, then you know that this can work in Lane, Jungle, it doesn't MATTER JUST DO IT!!
HOW TO BEGIN ON THIS HULKING GREEN MASTERWORK? FIRST YOU BUY HIM SOME BOOTS BECAUSE HE SUCKED AT GYM CLASS!!! THEN YOU BUILD THAT BROKEN MYTH, AND YOUR OPPONENTS WILL GO "Gee, maybe he's stupid.". BUT WE BOTH KNOW YOU AREN'T STUPID! I CAN HEAR THEIR DOUBT AS YOU FAIL TO BUILD A FOUNTAIN OF RENEWAL!! "But Urza, Phinn is weak without defense..." WE KNOW! GET HIM A METAL JACKET AND AEGIS TO COVER HIS SCALY BUTT BECAUSE HE'S FAT AND CAN'T RUN!
OK, SO POWER. DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE HOW AWESOME CLOCKWORK IS NOW? EVEN WITHOUT THE SHORTER TIMER BECAUSE OF MISSING, FORCED ACCORD WILL END MANY ENEMIES BEFORE THEY CAN START! YOUR CARRY WILL BE ALL, "Thanks Phinn, because of you, I have a higher body count now." AND YOU'LL SAY! "YOU'RE WELCOME CARRY!!!!"
BUT LETS NOT FORGET THAY WE NEED TO HEAL!SO BUY AN AFTERSHOCK, BECAUSE HE DOESN'T NEED AN EVE OF HARVEST, HE NEEDS EVEN MORE COOL DOWN SPEED UNTIL HE JUST NEVER STOPS ROFL STOMPING HIS OPPONENTS!
UNACCEPTABLE!!!!
SO GET OUT THERE, AND INSPIRE PEOPLE TO MURDER OTUERS USING THE SCALY GREEN GOODNESS OF AWESOMESAUCE!!!
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