BUCKLE YOUR SEATBELTS **********ERS, BECAUSE IN A FEW SHORT PARAGRAPHS I'M GONNA TEACH YOU A THING OR TWO ABOUT RINGO THAT I LEARNED A FEW DAYS AGO BUT WHATEVER, SO SIT DOWN, SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE EXPERIENCE OF MY 4 AM REDBULL INDUCED SELF HATRED FUELLED WRITING EXTRAVAGANZA
( IM TOO LAZY TO DO THE THREATS, MAINLY BECAUSE EVERYONE IS A MAJOR THREAT)
FIRST UP, UNDERSTAND HOW TO ESCAPE AS RINGO. HIS A SLOWS HIS ENEMIES. IF YOURE IN TROUBLE, USE YOUR A AND RUN AWAY. HIS B SPEEDS HIM UP. SO USE YOUR A FOR THE SLOW AND YOUR B FOR THE SPEED.
WHY TORNADO TRIGGER? DOESNT HIS B MAKE HIM ATTACK FAST ENOUGH? NIGGA WHAT THE **** DO YOU NOT KNOW AOUT THE ART OF STUTTER STEPPING????
THE ITEM PATH IS SELF EXPLANATORY. IF YOU NEED HELP WITH THAT, YOURE ******ED.
EARLY GAME
**********ER YOURE SQUISHY AS **** DONT EVEN THINK OF INVADING. PLAY IT SAFE AND FARM. IF YOU CANT LAST HIT WELL YOURE SCREWED.
MIDGAME
OH LOOK YOU FINALLY GOT SOME ITEMS. MAYBE YOU CAN HOPE FOR A FEW KILLS. GET MORE GOLD
ONCE YOU GET YOUR TORNADO TRIGGER, YOU CAN STUTTERSTEP YOUR ENEMIES. BUT WAIT DANADESG WHAT'S STUTTERSTEPPING? GO BACK TO YOUTUBE YOU LIL **** AND LEARN, I SWEAR, IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ANY OF THESE TERMS, YOU SHOULDNT BE PLAYING VG
DONT TRY TO 3V1 YOU MORON YOURE SQUISHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LET YOUR CAPTAIN AND JUNGLER TANK COS **** THEM AMIRITE? SERIOUSLY THOUGH YOU NEED TO STAND AT THE BACKLINES OR ELSE YOU'LL GET TARGETED. SINCE YOU'RE SO SQUISHY, USE THAT REFLEX BLOCK TO BLOCK **** THAT WILL KILL YOU. 1V1S ARE DANGEROUS UNLESS YOU CAN AMBUSH THE GUY AND HE/SHE/APACHE IS MELEE
AS RINGO, EVERYTHING IS A HIGHLY DANGEROUS THREAT TO YOU, PLAY SAFE AND YOU'LL BE FINE
DON'T USE YOUR A UNLESS YOU'RE CHASING OR TRYING TO SLOW THEM AS YOU RUN AWAY
NEVER INITIATE WITH YOUR ULTI, THAT'S JUST TERRIBLE, THEY WILL SPLIT UP. ONLY USE YOUR ULTI WHEN THEY ARE FORCED TO BE TOGETHER , ALREADY USED THEIR CRUCIBLE AND THEY CANNOT RUN AWAY FROM EACH OTHER.
(YOU'RE ACTUALLY VERY GULLIBLE, GO KYS)
LATE GAME
YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR FULL BUILD BY NOW, IF NOT, GG BRO. IF NOT, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! MELT THEM **********ERS DOWN, JUST STAY IN THE BACKLINES AND YOU'LL BE FINE. YOU'LL BE THE TEAM'S MAIN DAMAGE DEALER ( DUH, YOU'RE THE **********ING CARRY). MOST OF YOUR HITS WILL BE CRITICAL. ANYWAYS, JUST FIREBALL ENEMIES CLOSE TOGETHER, CHASE FROM THE BACK, AND STUTTER STEP YOUR WAY TO VICTORY.
YOU MAY HAVE ONE QUESTION, WHICH IS LIKELY " BUT DANADESG WHY IS THERE NO WEAPON DEFENCE?"
I DONT CARE, SUBSTITUTE BONESAW OUT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, NOT A BIG DEAL. IF YOU THINK THIS BUILD IS TERRIBLE, COMPLAIN TO L3ON THEN
IF YOU'RE QUESTION IS " WHY DID YOU BREAK YOUR CAPS AT THE MID GAME SECTION, JUST BEFORE THE LATE GAME SECTION", YOU'RE VERY OBSERVANT!!!!!! HAVE A COOKIE
FINAL TIP
IF YOU EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER GO HYBRID RINGO, I WILL DISOWN YOU (YES I OWN YOU)
GOOD LUCK
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