How To lose Every Game. (My Basic Gameplay) I lag. A lot. by RainPhantasm

When you first start, you should receive around 30000 ms/ping. This is in the medium spectrum of lag, for my games. Here is an example. In this game, my IGN is AstralHorizon. Don't worry, the ping gets better.
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Next off, is to have a teammate desert the match at around the 2 minute mark. An example is shown here.
Another thing, my ping is at around 50000, which is my normal ping. Obviously. I'm sure the ping is going to get better. Sometime.


Next, we reach our highest point of ping/ms. Averaging around a 70000 at this time.
Hmm. 70000... I dunno how much higher it can go.

Errr.... We may have crashed 3-5 times after we went over 90000!( How coincidental ) . But you can't really show a picture of it crashing...

After reaching the epic ranks of Ask Again Later, you are now able to spam the pings. By pings, I mean the thingies in the corner near the map... The uh... Pings. Here, you can see by the right side the ability to spam pings, and on the field, many many many pings. Also, there is a 20000 ping. Or ms. Or whatever you wanna call it. Anyways, the 20000 ping marks the lowest amount of lag we reach.


After reaching the 100000 mark, somehow skipping over the 90000, you obtain Godly Hacks. In which you carry the game and win. As shown below. Keep note the epic weapons used for such ownage.



If you add the Kills and Assists, you see that I was the best player in that game.



Another example, where my name is TsundereBaka. Average 70000ms average Gameplay.


My Petal left around the 2 minute mark, and cath... Well, Cath was being cath.