Hello glorious people! Winning a game requires tactics , strategies and most importantly teamwork ! Remember those moments when your teammate decides to suicide, kill steal, or fell in love with Kraken ? Yup ... I call these people #%^*~€'&$#}]%^\+ !! Why the #%^#*£ do they wanna spoil the ^#**%££ game . Those son of a $@)%*€+= . I just wanna #%^<€*them ! Alright , after you finish spamming instructional pings on those #*<"&}% , go repair your iPad and pray.
1. Do not kill steal or in other words last hitting a creep which your teammate is attacking in the jungle.
2. When laning with your teammate , be kind and share the creeps especially SAW users.
3. At the starting of the game, don't act like the team leader ordering your teammates to jungle or lane. They already bought items suitable for jungling or laning so live with it !
4. Never spam instructional pings on each other even though it helps to cool you down. Do not act like you've just realize there are instructional pings and testing them to see if they work.
5. Do not suicide.
6. Dear Adagio users , heal your teammates.
7. Never use your allies as bait. They have feelings.
8. Do not be AFK. If you have diarrhea ,don't play. If you have a small bladder , don't play. If you think you're gonna faint , don't play.
9. Do not flirt with Kraken.
10. Do not act like you have 6 Metal Jackets.
Any other pet peeves ? Let me know down in the comment section.
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