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ALL THE JOKES BELOW ARE COPIED AND PASTED FROM OTHER PEOPLE SINCE I'M NOT WITTY

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SAW's got a frown on his face and is tapping his feet anxiously.
Ringo walks up and asks him if he's alright.
SAW replies, "yeah, sorry, just feeling a little spun up"

Celeste wins the next Halcyon Idol/Halcyon Got Talent, and as Simon Cowell congratulates her on becoming a true super star, Celeste collapses.

'girl, i'm hard as a heavy prism, and i've got the energy to go, so im gonna harvest you till eve'

Little koshka is rather bored during her ceramics class as they have been forced to work on the same project everyday for the last 2 weeks... As she yawns and looks out the window daydreaming of shiny things, her teacher suddenly picks up what Kpshka has been working on and throws it to the ground, splattering lumps of clay everywhere. The teacher looks at Koshka and scolds her; 'you cant make a proper crucible unless you put heart into it!'

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When an enemy kills me because they have a life steal, I'm beyond surprised and shocked. In fact, I'm aftershock.

Why is 15 minutes like starting a project? Cause it's time to get crackin'!

I guess you could say that Petal... *puts on glasses* had a blast. *YEEEEEAAAAH.*

I should've SAW him coming...

Getting a bit chilly? Maybe you should bring a Skaarf.

Friend: "I feel dead on the inside. I'm so upset, I want to punch someone"
Me: "Now that's just Krul"

Everytime I'm near Celeste, I'm seeing stars.

Koshka keeps ambushing me, and it's becoming a cat-astrophe.

It was unfortunate that Ringo lost his arm, but he's all right now.

I saw Krul's sword get bigger and bigger, and I couldn't figure out why. Then it hit me.

Every time I see Taka, he goes head-over-heels for me.

You know, Celeste's crystal power can improve her singing. In fact, her crystal singing is so powerful, it could shatterglass.

If you want Krul's sword, your gonna have to pry it from his cold, dead hands... er, chest...

The Vanguard have to deal with so much, if you slip up, they Ardan with you.

(Wow these jokes are getting worse)

Celeste and Vox were in the circus, but they got upset and left. They Masker-Rage quit.

Have you ever seen SAW attack? It's quite riveting.

What do you call the moment the enemy team moves away when you lane-push? A de-turret. (deterrent)

What's the difference between the Kraken and yo Mama? One of them is a giant, slow moving, hunch-backed lizard that attacks everyone, and the other one is a Kraken.

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CREDITS IN ORDER OF SECTION

>Worosei
>PinkiePie

literally dying of cringe right now.

Why no one steps in where kestrel just left her INVISIBLE MIST?
Due to her Heroic perk "adrenaline", they know how strong and SMELLY she can fart!
Not so funny I know :)

Which hero makes the best poems?

Reim



Why is Joule known to be impulsive?

She can't help but push the Big Red Button


Best I could do XD

these aren't even jokes it's just a cringe fest lmao